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Situation: A british man says these phrases to a chinese singaporean girl(looks like 4 years old) protecting her from enemy's gunfire.
Please translate these phrase into mandarin spoken in singapore.

These are situations where the boy are saying the phrase above.

1.Lein-san said the door like this
http://sky.geocities.jp/impression_station_of_the_dead/setumei.png is called be jamed door.


2.Boy:...A blood palm??
Have i seen this just moments earlier...?

3.Boy:No,i haven't...seen!
Someone knocked the door with blood palm?!
Is anyone beyond the door?

※Someone knocked this door enough to put a stamp of blood palm,he is saying about that.Verb Knocking is used when we use back of hand and we knock 2~3 times?? Knocking can not be used when we
use palm and we knock 1 time???

4.I ****** up because i could not resist seeing scary things...I googled "mermaid in a manhole" before,i stumbled across many pictures of the scenes of the movie...I vomited everything of dinner i had eaten...


5.Hey,i said DO NOT IGNORE ME,YOU TAPEWORM!!
ANSWER WHAT HAPPENED HERE!

If possible,please translate in british english this part only(others can be translated in american english).In this scene,he speak Kyoto-ben(one of a dialect of japanese),i would like translate it into british english.

6.I...i killed...human! i...i killed...human being...with these hands...!!!!!!!
Oh my gosh...no....nooooooooooooooooooooooo!

First i translated phrase 1 like this,
1.Excuse me,he is allergic to fish.
So he cannot eat any fish food. Are there any other food?

I must have translated like fish foods?


I translated phrase 2 like this,

Attendant,excuse me.
Please do not serve fish food to him because he is allergic to fish. Any other food can be served.
Sincerely.

How do you,native speaker of english feel my english above?

Sounds like A ROBOT ?

Please translate in standard dialect of your country when tranlator translate my request.

Thank you for reading.

Sorry,i cliked request mark of english by mistake.
Don't need to translate in english.
I write english translation:
(1)You are surrounded completely.(literaly.)
(1)You have no way out.

(2)Drop your weapons and surrender.

My brother is messed up with illegally upload of his own works done by *gaijin people,so he needs traslation of this message in many languages.
He found that those who speak english,chinese,korean,russian illegally upload his copyrighted works,so he needs japanese into english,chinese(Mandarin),korean(South korea),russian(spoken in Moscow) translation.


This is not discrimination of american,british,australian,russian,chinese,and korean people.
He just wants them to stop illegally uploading.


*Gaijin people just means "Outsiders","People except for japanese" in japanese,someone say "It's rude discrimination of foreign people!",but it is very gross misunderstanding.

I would like to know how to read this name in Taiwanese.I can read Kanji and know meaning of characters,but i don't know how to pronunce this name in Taiwanese and Chinese.
Please write in [[english]] and [[Kanji]].

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This Words is written as 一口サイズのお菓子 in japanese.

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Maybe "喉に優しい" is translated as "Throat-friendly" or "be tender to throat".

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I found that phrase in a manga, Hunter x Hunter 14 volume but I didn't understand what it means. I tried to search everywhere about the meaning but I didn't understand.
That "町らしき影" is the question. What does it means?
Thank you.

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